A story? Hmmmmmm…..

Okay, I can think of something, I guess.

Just so you know, this website service thing made me promise to not put up anything that’s “false.” So, for now, let’s call the stuff on this site “just for funsies.” Yeah? It’s like a story. Maybe you’re not even here right now. Maybe I’m not. Who’s to say?

Not that I’d lie to you or anything. I just get kinda silly. Silly stuff is not always factual, cus it’s silly. I dunno, I’m not a lawyer.

All right, so then maybe there’s this person that makes art type stuff. Mostly music thingies, but sometimes paintings, writings, whatevs. And maybe this person finally decided, after many years, to present some of this stuff to other people. Just some. For now.

We’ll call this person “Slapstick Roberts.” Which is me.

This site is a starting point for the presenting, of the stuff. I’ll start with music, put a link up here somewhere, that sort of thing. You get it. If you like it, feel free to tell me. Or tell someone else. Or keep it to yourself as your happy little secret, it’s all good.

Please just don’t steal anything from me. I mean, I know you can, it’s super easy. But it’s my stuff and some of it was very difficult to make. Like, years’ worth of effort. You understand. Also, I’m a human, pinky swear. And I absolutely do not want any non-humans “learning” from, or otherwise using, my stuff. Cus that’s also theft. Theft with the goal of plagiarism. If you’re not a human person, kindly get the bliggety blop out of here (I don’t like you. You smell bad).

I think that’s it. More to come later. Okay bye.